The Bad Advice Game

[ScarletTheKitty]

ok, so say ' I'm having trouble with _______, or, I can't _______ ' or something along those lines, and then say something random, that relates somewhat, before stating another 'problem'.

example:

Person one: I can't get my book of the shelf

Person two: push the shelf over

I'm bored

Person three: eat a turtle

and so on. :3 THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY C: ' kay. I'll start

I have a song stuck in my head

[RoseAnnStyles]

Get another song in your head

I can't close my laptop (wouldn't be true)

[ScarletTheKitty]

it doesn't have to be true

hit it with a hammer

My trumpet has a zit

[RoseAnnStyles]

Put the zit cream on it

My phone just died

[Wolves-Rule1]

Hum, trying drooping it in a bucket with an eletric eel.


My foot won't stop going numb.

[ScarletTheKitty]

Put it in a bear tap xD

My eyebrow keeps twitching

[RoseAnnStyles]

Put something on your eye so you wouldn't have to see it twitch

I can't find my pencil

[ScarletTheKitty]

Rent a movie about pencils

I'm desperately in need of a unicorn

[RoseAnnStyles]

Go buy a stuffed animal unicorn

I need some cake

[ScarletTheKitty]

Eat some raisin bran

I want a hot dog, but im too lazy to get up and heat one up

[RoseAnnStyles]

Look at pictures of hot dogs online

I'm hungry

[ScarletTheKitty]

Eat a knuckle sandwich

I'm listening to a sad song

[RoseAnnStyles]

Keep listening

I'm listening to a song and I want to dance

[ScarletTheKitty]

Knock yourself out

I am sandy

[RoseAnnStyles]

Get more sand on yourself

I'm wet

[Supa-Bacon-Cat]

Go dry off with some more water.

My horse is clumsy

[RoseAnnStyles]

Put a brick in front of the horse

I got water all over my homework

[ScarletTheKitty]

Spill pizza sauce on it, too

My room is messy

[RoseAnnStyles]

Mess it up some more

I got orange juice on the rug

[ScarletTheKitty]

Tell your mom right away!! xD

I have to take a test in the morning

[Supa-Bacon-Cat]

Study music lyrics

My cat thinks he's a girl.

[RoseAnnStyles]

Make your cat dress up like a girl

I ruined my project

[Supa-Bacon-Cat]

Pour soda on it

My brother is annoying

[RoseAnnStyles]

Don't tell him to shut up

My dog is barking

[ScarletTheKitty]

encourage him to look out the window when strangers walk by

I have a chicken in my front yard

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